It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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