Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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