ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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