did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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