we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I looked at my own cervix.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
