Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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