You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
this hospital has no fireball
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Is Oprah even human
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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