Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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