we have officially mastered the walk of shame
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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