just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
