You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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