what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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