I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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