Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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