Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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