Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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