I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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