my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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