You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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