oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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