did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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