quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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