dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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