i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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