is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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