No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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