how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Are my feet made of real feet?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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