I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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