so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It's rum buckets o'clock
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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