I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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