: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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