I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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