Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The feeling are messing with the penis
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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