have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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