Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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