I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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