There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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