he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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