Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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