So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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