But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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