He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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