before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Randomize
