I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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