sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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