Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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