oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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