I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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