I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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