what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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