Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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